...More Humorous Quotes:
- It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner. ~Ben Bergor~
- Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. ~Garry Trudeau~
- Have no fear of perfection--you'll never reach it. ~Salvador Dali~
- I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments. ~Jim Morrison~
- I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships. ~Gilda Radner~
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