...More Humorous Quotes and Sayings:
- If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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