If the Music is Too Loud, Humorous Saying

...Somewhat similar Quotes and Sayings:

• Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
  You never know what you're gonna get. ~the movie Forrest Gump~
• Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done. ~Amelia Earhart~
• You do not lead by hitting people over the head - that's assault, not leadership. ~Dwight Eisenhower~
• You have enemies? Good.
  That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ~Winston Churchill~
• My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
  most of which never happened. ~Michel Eyquem De Montaigne~