...Similar Humorous Quotes and Sayings:
- What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
- Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. ~George Burns~
- If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. ~Sam Levenson~
- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
- A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. ~Samuel Goldwyn~
- A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.
- I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. ~Oscar Wilde~
- A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
- I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. ~Oscar Wilde~
- Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. ~Oprah Winfrey~
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ~Erma Bombeck~
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